It’s a lovely night in Freddy Fazbear’s Mega Pizza-Plex, and you are a horrible goose.
That’s it that’s the fic lmao
Super short, just the one chapter, and packed full of silly shenanigans! You are a goose a la ‘untitled goose game’ and you decide to have some good silly goose fun for a night in the plex! You confuse and maybe even befriend baffled animatronics and knock a lot of things over and do a considerable amount of honking. That’s all, its just a silly fun little fic! Enjoy!! <3
Things To Know:
Not a lot to warn for this one! Not even any swearing. You (the goose) are never really in danger. Well, you do break a window, but you are unharmed from the afair lol
Reader insert, you’re a goose!
Just a touch under 6,000 words in total
No dialogue, as a goose you are unconcerned with the nonsense noises other creatures make
No afton or vanny, barely any plot to this at all. the only antagonist really is you haha
You really just run around in the plex for a night and cause a lot of ultimately harmless trouble. That’s it!
Btw much as I love to make fun of twitter and reddit’s business decisions, I have 0% trust in tumblr’s management to not go a similar route so this is your gentle reminder that you should regularly go to your blog settings to export your blog. That’s a fancy way of saying you can download a backup of your blog so if everything goes down you’ll still have a backup of your posts & convos.
It’s gonna come as a surprise to most of you, but if you don’t want to do that for whatever reason you’re allowed to not reblog this post. I’m not holding a gun to your head here I’m just trying to spread the word for people who do want a backup of their stuff.
Just FYI a Fnaf Youtuber (Notarealname Notatall) recently made an accurate and professional Animatronics Smooching Rating and Sun was the only one in the entire series to get a perfect 12/12 score (Moon got a 9/12 because he could snap your neck while you were kissing him)
I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????
oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left
For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.
This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.
This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post
if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.
This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.
im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later
psychological manipulator but instead of degrading you and giving you trauma they subtly manipulate you into having better self-care habits and having more love for yourself
Heyo i just wanted to drop by to say that Solar Lunacy is fire and i love in the specific the small details you put everywhere! In particylar when Y/N is stuck under a shelf and Sun is about to help them and says he thought they had bribed the staffbots to lie about them being injuried ri have Sun come out the daycare.
Maybe its a mix of the intimacy of the moment, Sun being hit with the realization that they were actually hurt and not lying and that there was the possibility he could have chosen not to help them and leave them there because he thought they were lying, and Chica being a fangirl over them that makes me love it a lot
Anyway i love the little angst like this so i give u many kudos and best wishes owo
!!!! I actually didn’t really think about it, but now I’m thinking about an alternative scenario where the reader would have just had to lie there sulking and in pain until Moon found them. If the DCA didn’t believe the staff bots, or there weren’t any staff bots with them in the first place then yeah it wouldn’t be until later when the lights went off that Moon or another animatronic would find them and help them out (assuming reader didn’t strongarm the shelf off of themselves or figure out another way) Imagine the guilt.
Hey yall, this is a small update for the last post I made about the emergency announcement (Found here). I managed to hit over 2k in a few days which is so so incredible, I cannot thank you guys enough for the support ;;;
Me and a few friends of mine are working hard together to take on commissions to help in the funding process.
If you cannot support me, that is completely alright!! Please share this around to others that’s all I ask. Every little bit counts no matter how small. Thank you all for your patience and understanding. I am deeply humbled for all of your help so far. I will be sure to keep you all updated as time goes on!
Side note: I added in a Ko-fi in case PayPal is a bit wonky for some folks. I also fixed up my Patreon tiers for the monthly sketches.
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